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Post by Zeopold on Aug 14, 2015 17:19:04 GMT
Pact of IceThis is the roleplaying and discussion thread for all members of the Pact of Ice!
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Post by kinkybastards on Aug 28, 2015 20:05:17 GMT
The prime minister of Kinky Bastards, Max Payne, wearing a black leather boots, pants, vest and cap, steps up to the podium.
"I hereby declare this meeting open. There are at least two important things on our agenda today.
As of recent, Iceland and nearby islands are no mans land. What should our official stance on that be?
And secondly, what is an appropriate response to Los Angeles' illegal annexation of the Atacama desert, land that belongs to our ally Penguindia?"
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Post by Gerdon Laughis on Oct 17, 2015 16:31:25 GMT
A messenger runs up to the podium and says "Mr.Payne! There is a Message from Gerdon Laughis!" The letter reads To:Prime Minister Max Payne From:Emperor Berdadad Piala Mr.Payne, as you may know we have a colony on the Kamchatka Peninsula in the Russian area and are setting up a colony in the Alaskan Region. Due to these expansions I think it is in our best interests if I request to join The Pact of Ice. Please contact me at my personal email BPi@Gerdon.Gov. -Berdadad Piala, Gerdon Laughis
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Post by kinkybastards on Oct 21, 2015 11:22:17 GMT
A messenger runs up to the podium and says "Mr.Payne! There is a Message from Gerdon Laughis!" The letter reads To:Prime Minister Max Payne From:Emperor Berdadad Piala Mr.Payne, as you may know we have a colony on the Kamchatka Peninsula in the Russian area and are setting up a colony in the Alaskan Region. Due to these expansions I think it is in our best interests if I request to join The Pact of Ice. Please contact me at my personal email BPi@Gerdon.Gov. -Berdadad Piala, Gerdon LaughisA woman steps up to the podium. "Hello! Excuse me, but I must inform you that there's been an election recently, and that I, countess Maxine af Mumindahl, am the new prime minister of Kinky Bastards. I'd be delighted to continue this talk, and I'm certain the queen would like to take part as well."
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Post by Gerdon Laughis on Oct 21, 2015 23:50:37 GMT
A messenger runs up to the podium and says "Mr.Payne! There is a Message from Gerdon Laughis!" The letter reads To:Prime Minister Max Payne From:Emperor Berdadad Piala Mr.Payne, as you may know we have a colony on the Kamchatka Peninsula in the Russian area and are setting up a colony in the Alaskan Region. Due to these expansions I think it is in our best interests if I request to join The Pact of Ice. Please contact me at my personal email BPi@Gerdon.Gov. -Berdadad Piala, Gerdon LaughisA woman steps up to the podium. "Hello! Excuse me, but I must inform you that there's been an election recently, and that I, countess Maxine af Mumindahl, am the new prime minister of Kinky Bastards. I'd be delighted to continue this talk, and I'm certain the queen would like to take part as well." *A man in a bright neon orange suit walks in and takes a seat.* Hello Madam. I would be Emperor Berdadad "The Liberator". I would be delighted to speak of trade with you.
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Post by kinkybastards on Oct 22, 2015 19:32:04 GMT
A woman steps up to the podium. "Hello! Excuse me, but I must inform you that there's been an election recently, and that I, countess Maxine af Mumindahl, am the new prime minister of Kinky Bastards. I'd be delighted to continue this talk, and I'm certain the queen would like to take part as well." *A man in a bright neon orange suit walks in and takes a seat.* Hello Madam. I would be Emperor Berdadad "The Liberator". I would be delighted to speak of trade with you. Maxine sits down as well. "Nice to meet you, your majesty. The queen will hopefully be with us shortly. What did you have in mind?"
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Post by Gerdon Laughis on Oct 22, 2015 21:15:28 GMT
*A man in a bright neon orange suit walks in and takes a seat.* Hello Madam. I would be Emperor Berdadad "The Liberator". I would be delighted to speak of trade with you. Maxine sits down as well. "Nice to meet you, your majesty. The queen will hopefully be with us shortly. What did you have in mind?" Well I am aware you will be acquiring Iceland, and I am wondering if you would be willing to add it to the G.A.T.E.
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Post by kinkybastards on Oct 22, 2015 21:50:09 GMT
Maxine sits down as well. "Nice to meet you, your majesty. The queen will hopefully be with us shortly. What did you have in mind?" Well I am aware you will be acquiring Iceland, and I am wondering if you would be willing to add it to the G.A.T.E. "And what exactly would that mean, practically speaking?"
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Post by Gerdon Laughis on Oct 22, 2015 23:14:52 GMT
Well I am aware you will be acquiring Iceland, and I am wondering if you would be willing to add it to the G.A.T.E. "And what exactly would that mean, practically speaking?" "We would all share control over trade in the land, while you would control the land itself. Along with that GATE nations have tariffs increased with Other nations, and No tariffs with other Gate Nations."
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Post by kinkybastards on Oct 23, 2015 10:39:30 GMT
"And what exactly would that mean, practically speaking?" "We would all share control over trade in the land, while you would control the land itself. Along with that GATE nations have tariffs increased with Other nations, and No tariffs with other Gate Nations." "Very interesting indeed. We are willing to let the two biggest Icelandic cities, Reykjavik and Keflavik, into the G.A.T.E. cooperation, and if that turns out well, then possibly eventually the rest of Iceland as well. How does that sound?"
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Post by Gerdon Laughis on Oct 23, 2015 16:00:20 GMT
"We would all share control over trade in the land, while you would control the land itself. Along with that GATE nations have tariffs increased with Other nations, and No tariffs with other Gate Nations." "Very interesting indeed. We are willing to let the two biggest Icelandic cities, Reykjavik and Keflavik, into the G.A.T.E. cooperation, and if that turns out well, then possibly eventually the rest of Iceland as well. How does that sound?" He folds his hands and pushes up his tinted orange sunglasses "I think this will work out well. Now, tell me about the Pact of Ice?"
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Post by kinkybastards on Oct 23, 2015 17:40:10 GMT
"Very interesting indeed. We are willing to let the two biggest Icelandic cities, Reykjavik and Keflavik, into the G.A.T.E. cooperation, and if that turns out well, then possibly eventually the rest of Iceland as well. How does that sound?" He folds his hands and pushes up his tinted orange sunglasses "I think this will work out well. Now, tell me about the Pact of Ice?" "It's a defence pact for countries in the polar regions. If a member country is attacked, then the other member states are required to help."
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Post by Gerdon Laughis on Oct 23, 2015 20:37:12 GMT
He folds his hands and pushes up his tinted orange sunglasses "I think this will work out well. Now, tell me about the Pact of Ice?" "It's a defence pact for countries in the polar regions. If a member country is attacked, then the other member states are required to help." "Then it is good I joined. Are there any issues pressing us Northern Nations?"
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Post by kinkybastards on Oct 23, 2015 23:14:16 GMT
"It's a defence pact for countries in the polar regions. If a member country is attacked, then the other member states are required to help." "Then it is good I joined. Are there any issues pressing us Northern Nations?" "At the moment, not many." Maxine leaned back in her chair. "There is of course one thing: The illegal occupation of the Atacama desert, which belongs to Penguindia, by The Los Angeles."
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Post by Gerdon Laughis on Oct 24, 2015 0:36:07 GMT
"Then it is good I joined. Are there any issues pressing us Northern Nations?" "At the moment, not many." Maxine leaned back in her chair. "There is of course one thing: The illegal occupation of the Atacama desert, which belongs to Penguindia, by The Los Angeles." My eyes widen under my sunglasses. "I have heard of this little problem. We are willing to Sanction Trade against them, stop all imports and exports in GATE regions, and blockade the Atacama Ports so only our ships can get through."
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Post by kinkybastards on Oct 24, 2015 8:50:12 GMT
"At the moment, not many." Maxine leaned back in her chair. "There is of course one thing: The illegal occupation of the Atacama desert, which belongs to Penguindia, by The Los Angeles." My eyes widen under my sunglasses. "I have heard of this little problem. We are willing to Sanction Trade against them, stop all imports and exports in GATE regions, and blockade the Atacama Ports so only our ships can get through." The Prime Minister smiles. "That would be most welcome, and would really please us and the Penguindians." The queen enters and sit down next to Maxine. "I see you have already started. Very good."
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Post by Gerdon Laughis on Oct 24, 2015 14:42:49 GMT
I take your hand and kiss it. "It is an honor your majesty. We were just discussing trade."
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Post by kinkybastards on Oct 24, 2015 17:05:56 GMT
I take your hand and kiss it. "It is an honor your majesty. We were just discussing trade." "How charming." The queen smiles again. "Well, what do you offer, and what do you desire from us? Two of our main exports are timber and oil, but we do of course have other goods as well."
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Post by Gerdon Laughis on Oct 24, 2015 22:43:40 GMT
I take your hand and kiss it. "It is an honor your majesty. We were just discussing trade." "How charming." The queen smiles again. "Well, what do you offer, and what do you desire from us? Two of our main exports are timber and oil, but we do of course have other goods as well." "Well we were discussing the possobilities of adding Iceland to the GATE, and I have issued sanctions against Los Angeles to help with the Atacama Incident." I take on a more serious tone. "So tell me Madam. Are you interested in Warmer Waters?"
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Post by kinkybastards on Oct 25, 2015 10:48:23 GMT
"How charming." The queen smiles again. "Well, what do you offer, and what do you desire from us? Two of our main exports are timber and oil, but we do of course have other goods as well." "Well we were discussing the possobilities of adding Iceland to the GATE, and I have issued sanctions against Los Angeles to help with the Atacama Incident." I take on a more serious tone. "So tell me Madam. Are you interested in Warmer Waters?" "Splendid! Gerdonian help in Atacama is much appreciated, and I'm confident Maxine and you can work out the details regarding Iceland and GATE. As for Warmer Waters... how do you mean?"
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Post by Gerdon Laughis on Oct 25, 2015 17:41:29 GMT
"Well we were discussing the possobilities of adding Iceland to the GATE, and I have issued sanctions against Los Angeles to help with the Atacama Incident." I take on a more serious tone. "So tell me Madam. Are you interested in Warmer Waters?" "Splendid! Gerdonian help in Atacama is much appreciated, and I'm confident Maxine and you can work out the details regarding Iceland and GATE. As for Warmer Waters... how do you mean?" "I mean the Western Pacific is filled with many islands that would be of strategic importance. The Gerdon acquisition of the Phillilines and getting Jakodat as our protectorate as greatly increased our influence, but it could be greater. We could offer you a large Group of Islands in return for your support."
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Post by kinkybastards on Oct 25, 2015 18:38:16 GMT
"Splendid! Gerdonian help in Atacama is much appreciated, and I'm confident Maxine and you can work out the details regarding Iceland and GATE. As for Warmer Waters... how do you mean?" "I mean the Western Pacific is filled with many islands that would be of strategic importance. The Gerdon acquisition of the Phillilines and getting Jakodat as our protectorate as greatly increased our influence, but it could be greater. We could offer you a large Group of Islands in return for your support." "I see..." Queen Victoria exchanges a look with her prime minister. "Now that you mention it, there are some islands we would be interested in..."
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Post by Gerdon Laughis on Oct 25, 2015 22:26:07 GMT
"I mean the Western Pacific is filled with many islands that would be of strategic importance. The Gerdon acquisition of the Phillilines and getting Jakodat as our protectorate as greatly increased our influence, but it could be greater. We could offer you a large Group of Islands in return for your support." "I see..." Queen Victoria exchanges a look with her prime minister. "Now that you mention it, there are some islands we would be interested in..." A wide grin crosses my face. "Then it seems we are on the same page. Please go on."
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Post by kinkybastards on Oct 26, 2015 11:51:36 GMT
"I see..." Queen Victoria exchanges a look with her prime minister. "Now that you mention it, there are some islands we would be interested in..." A wide grin crosses my face. "Then it seems we are on the same page. Please go on." The queen proceeds to take out a map from under the table, where it's been conviniently hidden until now. "These are the islands we are interested in. Jan Mayen, the Shetland Islands, and the Faroe Islands."
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Post by Gerdon Laughis on Oct 26, 2015 15:26:48 GMT
A wide grin crosses my face. "Then it seems we are on the same page. Please go on." The queen proceeds to take out a map from under the table, where it's been conviniently hidden until now. "These are the islands we are interested in. Jan Mayen, the Shetland Islands, and the Faroe Islands." "Asfar as my knowledge goes I know that those Islands are not claimed by anyone."
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Post by kinkybastards on Oct 26, 2015 16:39:59 GMT
The queen proceeds to take out a map from under the table, where it's been conviniently hidden until now. "These are the islands we are interested in. Jan Mayen, the Shetland Islands, and the Faroe Islands." "Asfar as my knowledge goes I know that those Islands are not claimed by anyone." "Correct. However, it is always good to have an ally that can support one's claims..."
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Post by Gerdon Laughis on Oct 26, 2015 17:01:09 GMT
"Asfar as my knowledge goes I know that those Islands are not claimed by anyone." "Correct. However, it is always good to have an ally that can support one's claims..." "We are wanting to acquire alot of the land currently held by Kihowakatenn. If you will support our claim we shall support yours."
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Post by kinkybastards on Oct 26, 2015 20:17:36 GMT
"Correct. However, it is always good to have an ally that can support one's claims..." "We are wanting to acquire alot of the land currently held by Kihowakatenn. If you will support our claim we shall support yours." "We shall support you, providing international law isn't broken... too much at least..." Queen Victoria says and winks at the Gerdonian.
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Post by Gerdon Laughis on Oct 26, 2015 20:20:54 GMT
"We are wanting to acquire alot of the land currently held by Kihowakatenn. If you will support our claim we shall support yours." "We shall support you, providing international law isn't broken... too much at least..." Queen Victoria says and winks at the Gerdonian. As I stand, the color of my suit and my glasses change from Neon Orange to a Light Violet color. "Then it has been a pleasure My Lady. I will stay in touch." I walk out and get in my personal zepplin back to Gerdon Laughis.
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Post by The Nation of Jeff on Oct 27, 2015 15:37:45 GMT
Michael Bay storms in and says: "WE WANT TO SET MY NEXT BLOCKBUSTER HERE. GUARANTEED EXPLOSIONS."
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