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Post by Zeopold on Aug 18, 2015 18:16:53 GMT
Simply talk, share jokes and have a good time! ^_^
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Post by Zeopold on Aug 18, 2015 18:23:01 GMT
Hellooooo ^_^
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Post by alghoria on Aug 18, 2015 21:16:30 GMT
Hai! ^^
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Post by alghoria on Aug 18, 2015 22:09:22 GMT
A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
“How old is this rock?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
“Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi
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Post by Zeopold on Aug 18, 2015 23:42:51 GMT
I will be back in a few hours.
CHECKPOINT: THIS IS MY 50th POST ^_^
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Post by The Nation of Jeff on Aug 19, 2015 6:36:51 GMT
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venoslovia
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Post by venoslovia on Aug 19, 2015 18:09:16 GMT
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketbal?
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Post by Zeopold on Aug 19, 2015 18:12:41 GMT
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketbal? I do not know, what do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? |
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venoslovia
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Post by venoslovia on Aug 19, 2015 18:16:07 GMT
Juan on juan
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venoslovia
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Post by venoslovia on Aug 19, 2015 18:22:41 GMT
What do your boss and a slinky have in common?
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Post by Zeopold on Aug 20, 2015 8:35:12 GMT
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? What does my boss and slinky have in common? |
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Post by alghoria on Aug 20, 2015 15:10:28 GMT
Alghoria should get a fleet.  |
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Post by venoslovia on Aug 20, 2015 16:37:27 GMT
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? What does my boss and slinky have in common? Its fun to watch them both tumble down the stairs |
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Post by alghoria on Aug 26, 2015 22:24:51 GMT
#feelingthebern
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Post by Macika on Aug 27, 2015 2:09:54 GMT
hi
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Post by The Nation of Jeff on Aug 28, 2015 6:22:34 GMT
most posts in the forum.
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Post by The Nation of Jeff on Aug 28, 2015 6:22:57 GMT
 yeah.
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Post by alghoria on Aug 28, 2015 15:38:32 GMT
I'm bleeeeeding out, for you. (No. It's not about someone whining about their girlfriend wanting to take them back, and I'll hunt down and kill anyone who says it is.)
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Post by The Nation of Jeff on Aug 30, 2015 17:49:01 GMT
This dog. DEAD. This Dog, Also DEAD.
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yeah.