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Post by kinkybastards on Aug 28, 2015 19:56:52 GMT
 The archbishop of Kinky Bastards, Kristen Fox, invites all leaders of the churches in the world for talks about electing a new pope. |
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Post by UnitedRepublic/Hazeltonia on Aug 28, 2015 23:45:55 GMT
 The United Republican archbishop, Reverend Donald Grayman, is proud to attend the meeting. |
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Post by alghoria on Aug 29, 2015 0:48:49 GMT
Kaznhian Archbishop Adolf (Yes, it is also a Czech Name) D. Kysely has left his seat in Lubany to attend the meeting.
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Post by The Nation of Jeff on Aug 29, 2015 7:29:42 GMT
John Stevens is happy to attend this meeting.
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Post by kinkybastards on Aug 29, 2015 10:00:44 GMT
Archbishop Kristen is delighted that so many wish to attend. The meeting will of course be held in Rome.
Other than discussing who the new pope should be, it might be necessary to discuss if we need a pope at all, and what rules the pope should live by.
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Post by kinkybastards on Aug 30, 2015 13:14:42 GMT
Rome
"Welcome! It's a pleasure to have you all here! I think we can all agree that a new pope is needed, does anyone have any candidates to nominate already?"
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Post by The Voice of GAWD! on Aug 30, 2015 13:53:36 GMT
*A booming voice thunders from the heavens*
OF COURSE YOU NEED A POPE, MERE MORTALS!!! A POPE (OR POPESS, AS GAWD WOULD PREFER YOU BESTOW UNTO HIM) IS THE ONLY WAY FOR YOU TO KNOW WHAT I DESIRE YOU TO DO. I CAN'T TELL YOU WHETHER OR NOT TO MARRY YOUR BROTHER OR ABORT YOUR TEENAGERS BY MYSELF! SOMEONE HAS TO BE THERE TO TAKE THE FALL WHEN I FUDGE UP, DANG IT!!!
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Post by kinkybastards on Aug 30, 2015 18:41:17 GMT
"Erm... Did anyone else hear that?" Kristen looks around, feeling uneasy. "Was that... Him?"
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Post by The Nation of Jeff on Aug 30, 2015 19:25:37 GMT
Yeah... I did. John becomes confused.
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Post by kinkybastards on Aug 30, 2015 21:11:30 GMT
"So it was not just me then... good. Okay. Wow! The Lord Himself!" The Kinky Bastardian archbishop is completely starstruck. "Okay, so now we know that a pope is definitely needed, and that a female pope is completely all right too. And that siblings shouldn't marry... He's a little prude, but fine." She's joking, but it might not be obvious to the other priests. Especially since she sighs so she sounds serious.
"But what did He mean with 'abort our teenagers'?"
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Post by The Nation of Jeff on Aug 30, 2015 21:18:35 GMT
Probably teen pregnancy.
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Post by kinkybastards on Aug 30, 2015 21:24:01 GMT
"Yes, probably... but He didn't really specify if abortion was okay or not though. But that is another discussion entirely." |
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